After a brutal 2015, Soccer Therapy is back for more in 2016. If you don’t know the rules, here is a quick refresher: I bet on the weekly money-lines. I can bet on wins and draws, as many or as few as I want in a given week of MLS action, with the only limitation being my $1,000 weekly budget. I get the lines from the Bovada Online Sportsbook each week. Even if I build up some winnings, I cannot bet more than $1,000 in a given week. Note that this is just a game: I like to make these playful wagers and I enjoy keeping track of the numbers, but I am not placing actual bets.
Last year I found myself placing $300 and $400 bets after a winning stretch, only to lose those bets and dig my hole bigger than it ever was in the first place. In 2016, I’ll try to learn from those mistakes and use caution when I find myself wanting to wager $300+. In case you didn’t see last season’s totals in the UGLY section of my The Good, Bad & Ugly from MLS in 2015 post, I’ve got them right here for you:
2015 SEASON
Picking Winners: 22/47 (47%)
Picking Draws: 2/8
Total Earnings: -$1,406 (24/55)
What can I say? It was a trying year, and that is precisely why I do the MLS in Vegas series for fun rather than for money. Anyway, onward we go, through the bloodshed and into 2016. This series is all about weekly wagers, but before I get into the week 1 post, have a look at the MLS Cup odds going into the season:
I’ve seen FC Dallas at 10/1 in addition to the 12/1 you see in this graphic (from VegasInsider.com). Either of those is good value as the Hoops appear to be the consensus favorites in the west. NYRB, Columbus and Toronto are getting some love in the east, but you won’t get great odds with NYRB or Columbus and, just being honest, TFC aren’t winning MLS Cup. New England and Orlando might be worth putting a $20 bill on. It’s always fun to look at these numbers but they rarely mean much in the end. And now, it’s onto my week 1 predictions and wagers.
The first week of action should be approached with great caution. Sure, there may be a few good values out there, but this is a marathon, not a sprint, and there’s nothing wrong with staying on the sidelines in week 1. After all, every offseason is filled with player movement and even the most stable clubs deal with significant turnover on an annual basis.
NYRB v. Toronto – March 6th, 1:30 ET
New York are one of the bigger week 1 favorites at -$140 to win at home. Toronto may be decent value at +$335 to win, but this one looks like a stay away to me.
SJ v. Colorado – March 6th, 3:00 ET
I think there is a pretty good chance this one finishes 1-1 or, even more likely, 0-0. At +$230 for the draw, it’s worth considering a small wager.
FC Dallas v. Philadelphia – March 6th, 3:00 ET
You won’t find a bigger favorite in week 1 than FC Dallas. The Hoops are among the 2016 favorites to win the Shield, USOC and MLS Cup while The Union are coming off an ugly 2015 that has them introducing quite a few new parts to start 2016. At -$170 to win, FC Dallas are solid value in week 1 as this line could have been over $200 if the clubs were meeting any later in the season.
Seattle v. SKC – March 6th, 7:00 ET
Seattle are intriguing at -$110 to beat SKC at CenturyLink tonight. They’ve had a couple of competitive matches against Club America in CCL action over the last week and that could amount to a significant advantage in week 1. SKC can be dangerous, though, and over the years they’ve shown they can win in the Pacific Northwest. Approach with caution.
LA Galaxy v. DC United – March 6th, 10:00 ET
LA are actually the biggest money-line favorites in week 1 at -$210 to beat DC United at the StubHub Center. This is a mystery to me and I actually see more value in DCU at +$500 to win. I’d recommend staying away or maybe a small wager on DC to pull the upset.
***Official Week 1 Picks***
- $50 SJvCOL to draw at +230
- $250 on FCD to win at -170
- $110 on SEA to win at -110







These two teams have met twice this season, both times in LA, and both matches were very even. Houston played LA to a 1-1 draw in March and then lost 1-0 at the death in May (courtesy of Alan Gordon, of course). On top of that, LA have been competing in the ICC with matches against Club America and Barcelona over the last two weeks. Furthermore, while the Galaxy have been red hot at home, they’ve not been the same side on the road. Dating back to June 13th, LA have played 4 home matches and 2 road matches in MLS play. In the four home matches, the Galaxy have taken the full 12 points, outscoring opposition 19-3 (seriously, LA have scored 19 goals in their last 4 MLS home matches). However, the two road matches during that stretch were a 1-1 draw at Columbus and a 3-1 defeat in NorCal to the SanJose Quakes.













