For the Record…

Posted on January 28, 2015 by CT

Legendary Soccer Commentator Sir Ian Darke

I’ve always been torn on whether or not I should use “soccer language” when discussing the Beautiful Game. Silly thought maybe, why not use the language of the game to describe the game itself? But in North America we have our own brand of sports language which conflicts with soccer sayings from across the pond. Americans call athletic shoes cleats, but Brits refer to soccer footwear as boots. I have always referred to a playing surface as a field, but in soccer (or “footy” as some say) it is the pitch. The list of little differences in sports language when comparing American English with England’s is endless:

USA Version = English Version
Cleats = Boots
Field = Pitch
Sideline = Touchline
Doctor = Physio
Coach = Manager
Team/Franchise = Club
Fans = Supporters
Speed = Pace
Mental Toughness/Bravery = Bottle
Amazing/Incredible = Brilliant

Okay, that last one was a half joke. The point of this column is that I am especially torn when it comes to the grammar I should use when discussing teams (clubs). In American sports, teams are often referred to in the singular form, for example:

“FC Dallas is a really classy club.”

But in footy language, soccer clubs are referred to in the plural.

“FC Dallas are a really classy club”

My concern is that I would hate for a friend, colleague, potential employer etc. to read this blog and think it is filled with grammatical errors. That is why I am writing this column, because from here on out I will be saying “FC Dallas are a classy club” – just as the rest of the soccer world would. And hopefully, for those who come across this blog and aren’t entirely familiar with the language of the game, they will see this post before coming to any conclusions. Despite my new found commitment to using the language of the game, I will still use the word soccer and reserve the word football for the American version.

While on the subject, I’d like to add that saying “the MLS” is becoming a real problem. It is Major. League. Soccer. Unless your are referring to the MLS Draft or the MLS Cup, it’s just MLS, no the is necessary, unless you want to say “The Major League Soccer is good. I really like the Major League Soccer “

Like I said, the list is truly endless:
game = fixture
standings = table
tie = draw
skill = quality
playing well = good run of form
appearance = cap

Soccer Therapy Goes to the ATX Pro Challenge

Posted on January 20, 2015 by CT

The greatest soccer tournament in the history of Austin, Texas is happening in February. Why is it so great? My club, FC Dallas, the classiest club in all of sports, is coming to town. This post details all of the need-to-knows for those interested in celebrating this unbelievable occasion.

WHAT: Basically the most awesome thing ever. The inaugural ATX Pro Challenge is a preseason soccer tournament consisting of four games to be played between three MLS clubs and the Austin Aztex!

WHO:
Austin Aztex – Founded in 2011 after the old Aztex bailed for Orlando. The Aztex were champions of the USL PDL (4th tier of US professional soccer) in 2013. In 2014, the club earned a promotion to American soccer’s third tier, the United Soccer League (USL). They make their USL debut this spring against the likes of Sacramento Republic FC and LA Galaxy II.

Columbus Crew SC – Founded in ’94 as one of MLS’ 10 charter clubs. The Crew are a significant franchise in the history of US Soccer as they were the first MLS club founded and built Crew Stadium, the first ever soccer specific stadium in the United States. In addition to these momentous achievements, Columbus has been equally impressive on the pitch with one MLS Cup (2008), three Supporters’ Shields (2004, 2008, 2009) and one USOC Championship (2002).

DC United – Another MLS charter club. DCU are arguably the proudest and most successful club in MLS history. They have been rotting away in RFK, but with a new stadium deal secured, the franchise is certain to become one of MLS’ shining stars once again. They are one of only two MLS clubs (LA Galaxy is the other one) with a CONCACAF Champs League title (1998), they’ve won four MLS Cups (’96, ’97, ’99, ’04), four Supporters’ Shields (’97, ’99, ’06, ’07) and three USOCs (’96, ’08, ’13). That kind of trophy case can really take your breath away.

FC Dallas – Like the Crew and DCU, FCD is a charter club and has played in all 19 MLS seasons. Unfortunately, being a classy club is about all FCD supporters can brag about. Their lone trophy came in the ’97 USOC, back when the club was branded as the “Dallas Burn.”WHEN:
Friday 2/13: Semifinals
4:45pm – Gates open
5:45pm – Crew SC vs FC Dallas
8:00pm – Aztex vs DC United

Sunday 2/15:
12:00pm – Gates open
1:00pm – 3rd Place Game
3:15pm – Championship Game

WHERE: Mike A. Myers Stadium and Soccer Field – UT Campus (just behind the east stands of DKR Memorial)

HOW MUCH:
$20 – General Admission for each match day
$40 – General admission for the weekend
$8 – 16oz Beer

***For more info, or to purchase tickets yourself, click here***

The New Logo

Posted on January 10, 2015 by CT

The more I look at it and tinker with it, the more I have come to like this first Soccer Therapy logo.

It certainly isn’t original in one sense. It seems at least 1 in every 3 MLS fans uses some altered version of this logo for their profile pic on Twitter (see more about this in my MLS Good, Bad and Ugly piece) . I went ahead and followed their lead, going the easy but stale route. However, I added a few tasteful Texas twists.

“1st Half”

I read somewhere that the three stars MLS’ new logo represent club, country and community. So I took the three teams I support, my three truly beloved clubs, and replaced the stars with each of their shields. It is convenient that I support three clubs, but my reasons for supporting each club align perfectly with each star in MLS’ logo. The Aztex are my hometown club and play just a few miles from where I grew up. FC Dallas is the be-all and end-all for me in soccer – My Club. And of course, the Stars and Stripes will always be number one.

“2nd Half”

I took the blank white slate that MLS so wisely offered to their supporters (see Good, Bad and Ugly article) and filled it with a beautiful ATX sunset and a 4th-division soccer match being played on a high school football field. But, it’s still soccer being played in Austin’s “venerable” House Park. The match took place during the Aztex PDL championship season, and, if you look hard enough, you can see the flag, drum and 20 or so folks representing Eberly’s Army (the Aztex lone supporters group as far as I know).

So there you have it, the new logo twisted into a nice little depiction of my soccer happy place. Maybe I’ll remove that stupid kick stand now that I think about it – MLS’ silly logo breakdown attempts to explain the meaning of that damn kick stand. From MLSsoccer.com (I’ve highlighted the key parts referring to the kick stand):

“SLASH: The slash refers to soccer’s speed and energy. The slash begins outside the perimeter and drives upward at a 45-degree angle to illustrate both the nonstop nature of our game and the rising trajectory of our league. It bisects the crest to create a “first half” and “second half.”

As far as I can surmise, the kick stand represents the “nonstop nature of (soccer).” Are you f***ing serious, MLS? Whatever, this is my logo now and I won’t be trying to incorporate any sillyness. Besides, we don’t need no stinking kick stands at Soccer Therapy. Up top is the cause I truly care about and really want to believe in, MLS. Below are the three clubs that make up my soccer fan hood. And below that is a picture taken on a great soccer night in ATX with great people.

I encourage any and all readers to offer feedback on the new logo, however minor, critical or insensitive.

Soccer Therapy

Because I have no one else to tell

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